"Rudy, I’m a prick. Even before I started scrawling red ink on your review, I combed the net for emo autobiographies and juicy photos – anything to ridicule. I’m not above poking fun at a dude’s BMI if he gropes musicians with enough adverbs. Trouble is you’re a good-looking cat. As the pinnacle of manhood, I know it’s hard roughing up a handsome man on the basis of his looks. You’ve got a crummy hairdo, but there’s Lou Reed in your face and that’s cool with me."